My coworker

How do I get her to shut the fuck up seriously. She talks to her girlfriends all day about the guys she is fucking. First of all gross bc she told me she doesnt shave her legs, second of all she asked me if i had any condoms on me. We're at work, seriously. She talks more on the phone then anyone i've ever met. Not to mention she does it loudly. You can talk all you want but dont do it infront of me. I'm trying to get work done, at least look like im working. It gives me a headache. Seriously, she is gross!

Hugging

What has made hugging so popular lately. Hugging, I believe is acceptable in certain situations; when seeing someone you have not seen in a very long time, periods of grief, extreme happiness, or other high emotional periods. Who has deemed it appropriate that when ever you see anyone no matter how short the period of time in between your last visit that you hug. Eventually we will go from I haven't seen you all day-give me a hug to I haven't seen you in 5 minutes-Lets hug it out bitch! A school in some shit town somewhere banned hugging in their schools because kids would form hugging lines and they would subsequently be late for class. Bravo to the school. What happened to a firm handshake or a pat on the back or even a friendly wave.
What do we get out of hugging anyway? Close physical contact with one to which we want to know that they care? Maybe, for guys maybe they get to feel girls breasts close to theirs, at least I understand that reasoning, but for girls what is the basis (excluding lesbians). What I would consider an overtly girly action in the past has become commonplace no matter the gender. I'm putting my foot down. The only people to get hugs out of me are men (no relation) bc at least they get something out of it. Girls sorry no dice you get a friendly pat on the shoulder.

Im not irrate

about anything. Thats weird, I am surprised becuase I am usually upset with something. I am content and I dont like it. Someone give me something to get mad about; it gives me something to do.
k

Breastfeeding

Ok I'm against it in public. YUK. I mean whats the big deal, go to the bathroom. It makes me feel uncomfortable. And serioulsy Lactivist, be gayer and get over yourselves. I dont need to see your tit with our without a baby attached. Go to the bathroom, its private and no blanket over you is needed. Babies got to eat; yes, but plan ahead bring a bottle of breast milk or feed the baby before going out. Yes you want to stop your baby from throwing a temper tantrum while out in public, but again go somewhere private. My feelings are Yuk! Yours?
K

Poor Brit Brit

Oh Brit what a twit,
You tried to come back but fell flat on your back.

With all that extra weight
I'm not surprised this was your fate

So please don't sing anymore
your music is sucha bore.

Thanks Y'all

So this is what I do at work, think up terrible poems. Did anyone see her presentation last night. Terrbile isn't the correct word, I think awkward and pathetic is the correct way to describe it. I feel kind of bad for the girl, aparently she was crying after the show, but come on she didn't even sing and when she was lypsyncing it looked like she forgot the words. Sad!
K

New book ideas??

Anybody have some ideas on a good book to read? (please no harry potter comments here)! I have ripped through some really good ones this summer, and need some suggestions. I am waiting for the new one by the person who wrote kite runner to come out on paperback...but i need something now.

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I got the roids

Aparently being on the roids can make you feel kind of high and loopy. Well guess what thats correct, awesome for when your trying to do soem work. yeah